Thursday, January 1, 2009

JOE'S GIZZARD CITY... and such

Well, happy new year. it's not 2009 a big year for a lot of people like me. it's the year we move on from high school and leave our comfort zones behind in the dust. a year of change. My plan is to eat healthier lose 10 lbs for spring break and cut back alot on junk. plus work out some more. so far i fail because i'm still gorging myself at the holiday parties. oh well. i don't mind so much. and i don't plan on stopping any time soon because do you know what tomorrow is? its january 2, 2009! which means it's time for the ultimate lunch date that i've been awaiting for two weeks. two good friends, jennifer thomas, dylan cahoon and i are going to go to joe's gizzard city in pottervile. it's kind of a drive but its so worth it. it's a pretty unique place and we're super pumped to go. fried delicatcies galore. bring on the poundage! we were so excited that we wrote songs and sang them to jennifer in messages on her phone... here are a few examples...

To the tune of "We Go Together" from grease
joe's gizzard city like shoe bop shoe wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
january second like chang chang changity chang shoe bop
we're gonna eat some gizzards wahhooooo yeah!

To the tune of "I Can Show You the World" from alladin
i can feed you some gizzards
shove them right in your faaace hole
sure you'll gag at first then you'll swallow, and then eat some more.
a whole new world [don't you dare close your mouth]
a dingy place of guts and grime
no one to tell us no
or when to go
i'll eat those gizzards all day long with youuuu
a whole new worlddd [don't you dare close your mouth]
joe's gizzard cityyyyyyyyyyy.

To the tune of "Milkshake" by whoever
joe's gizzard city brings all teh boys to the yard
cus his gizzards are better than yours
damn right they're better than yours
you can eat them
but it extra charge
la la la la laaaaaa my gizzards.

QUALITY :]

i'll make sure to tell you how it goes.

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